Top ten + Letter 2 yhu gaiz

Guys! Guys! Hay yhu gaiz!
I'm so very sorry I couldn't do my Friday post last week, but I found my tablet pen yesterday! I'm happier than a lemur with a fez. I bet you are too.
I'm also extremely apologetic that I didn't post my top ten last Sunday! I had it all drafted and everything, and then my computer was like "I'm gonna crash and destroy all your hard work! That's right, bye-bye top ten, au revoir English homework! Facebook? Tumblr? Youtube? That lyric site that's helping you learn all the words to the fastest song you know? All unimportant! Verse one, chorus and bridge. That's all you need." and I was like "FUUUUUUUUU" and it was like "Haha I'm not gonna start now!" and I ws just like "I'mma make a sandwich, angerness!" So, in short, I couldn't post it.
In English, we have a GCSE contributary controlled assessment, and I have to write about a relationship. I wrote about my friend, and how we spent a day together after my birthday. Halfway through the essay, I found myself grinning like an idiot. And if that wasn't bad enough, I looked up and there's my teacher, looking at me with her face. I felt like a douche in a pinafore. Don't ask where the pinafore came from, as I wasn't actually wearing a pinafore. I guess I was trying too hard to be funny, and accidentally dropped a pinafore in there. Pinafores are quite funny though.
So, without further ado, here's this week's top ten, with a fez and a pinafore. Actually, no fez or pinafore. I don't know how to code that awesomely.

1. Top song: Spit it out by Slipknot.
2. Top TV show: Harry Hill's TV Burp.
3. Top band: The Hoosiers (though we never did find out what was up with Ray.)
4. Top DVD: Animatrix (I really suggest you check it out!)
5. Top short film thingy in the Animatrix: Beyond (That's what it's called, I loved it!)
6. Top quote: "This commercial was brought to you by the letter Rape!" ~Someone who would rather remain anonymous.
7. Top thing I doodled: My friend Sam with boobies (It made me happy!)
8. Top person who helped me annoy his friend, for the lulz: Blonde guy!
9. Top food: Cheesestrings (in all their cheesy glory)
10. Top comedian: Noel Fielding ("Wouldn't it be great if I did the whole gig like this? *presses microphone to eye* You'd all have to read my thoughts. Then if it was a shit gig, it'd be your fault!")

That's the Top Ten for this week! My blogging gears'll be a bit rusty after my break, so I'll try and get a post on Friday, but in the event of this not happening, I promise to get it done as soon as possible.
I love you guys! Loads and loads! Fez pinafore duck wedgie! I don't know why I did that.
AML, Little Teapot!

Ohnoes :(

My dearest readers,
I have some news for you. It may not be pleasing, but you have to hear it.
I can't find my tablet pen. This means no illustrations for blog posts. Which means the lulz will not be so much, unless I spend a lot longer on posts, so this is the post for tonight. I'll try to post one next week, but I can't promise anything. The top tens will keep coming, though.
In other news, I might be getting a new camera! This means I can do my photography again! It's on eBay and we're bidding on it, so hopefully we'll win the auction!
I was told the other day that if you have a dream and you realise that you are dreaming, to look at my hand. Because the brain isn't functioning fully, it screws some things up. So I had a dream, and I realised that it was a dream, so I looked at my hand. I didn't have a hand. I had fingers, but just a space where my hand was meant to be. I was also told that if you look in the mirror, it messes that up too, but is sometimes scary. I though "how bad can it be?" so I checked a mirror. My face was all small and squished into the lower half of my face. I poked my left cheek, and my right cheek bubbled out. It was so cool!
I'll try and keep you updated on the pen situation, and share my yayful adventures.
Little Teapot.