1. Top song: Wo Bist Du (Rammstein)
2. Top TV show: The Inbetweeners
3. Top colour: Pink, blates.
4. Top animal: Penguins because they are cooler than everything.
5. Top quote: Ed Miliband: "David, I love you so much as a brother..."
Dad: "...and even more as a paedophile."
6. Top thing I miss: Charlie, my yellow belt. I miss you, Charlie.
7. Top phrase: "Your mum". It works in any situation. "Do the washing up." "Your mum."
8. Top awesome thing my hair did: After a shower, I put a band all down the length of my fringe, and then I took out the band an hour later and brushed my fringe and it was all FWOOPH. It looked rather 80's.
9. Top word in another language: Bleiben. German for "cry". It sounds phonetic, huh? "BLEIBEBLEIBEBLEIBE."
10. Top thing that happened on 25/09/10: I married this guy who knows my cousin. I have never met him, but decided that because his hair was beautiful, I would marry him. Now, I am married. Well, Facebook married, but that's kinda the same thing.
Sunday 26 September 2010
Friday 24 September 2010
Blogs are not easy y'know.
Hey guys! Sorry I didn't post last week. I was too busy (lazy) to write anything. Today, however, I felt guilty for neglecting you guys, so I did some doodles in my spare time (maths lesson) for your enjoyment (so I don't feel guilty any more). Enjoy!
And before you say "THAT IS NOT FOR ME. THAT WAS BOREDOM WITH A PENCIL. YOU ARE A DOODLE NAZI" I just want to say that this was drawn specifically with Spout of Wisdom in mind (and kinda just lapsed into DeathNote and me being all sciency). And if you're gonna be like "THIS IS NOT ENTERTAINING. STOP BEING BORING TEEEEEEEEAPOT" then here are some amusing quotes from the past few days.
Megan lies on the floor, putting her socks on. Teapot stands over her.
Megan: Miss Farris would not approve of your makeup.
Teapot: Miss Farris can suck my d*ck.
Megan, alrady being on the floor, literally rofls like a wofl.
Nick is not talking to Teapot. He has not said a word to her in two days. He does this because he is a penis and finds joy in Teapot's misery. This is rather common as Teapot's misery is apparently quite amusing.
Teapot: TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME... (this goes on for about five minutes).
Nick: F*ck off.
Teapot: Thank you!
Emily, Anna and Teapot are on the Hockey pitch at school, and are meant to be playing Rounders (nobody knows why, really).
Anna: Emily... I think I remember you flashing me...
Emily: What? I never did.
Anna: At camping?
Emily: Oh yeah! I was showing you my wierd nipples!
Teapot:...
Emily: Teapot's speechless for the fist time ever!
Teapot:...yeah, don't really know what to say...
This next one is from the Inbetweeners, a show I've started watching on 4OD and have fallen in love with.
Neil: Maybe it's haunted, like in one of those ghost stories, like Harry Potter or the Bible.
I'm sorry I couldn't be all bloggy and interesting and have had to steal things other people said to make a blog post. I am ashamed. I promise I'll do a better one next week. Or not. I can't make any promises, even though I just did.
Peanut butter egg dirt, Little Teapot.
And before you say "THAT IS NOT FOR ME. THAT WAS BOREDOM WITH A PENCIL. YOU ARE A DOODLE NAZI" I just want to say that this was drawn specifically with Spout of Wisdom in mind (and kinda just lapsed into DeathNote and me being all sciency). And if you're gonna be like "THIS IS NOT ENTERTAINING. STOP BEING BORING TEEEEEEEEAPOT" then here are some amusing quotes from the past few days.
Megan lies on the floor, putting her socks on. Teapot stands over her.
Megan: Miss Farris would not approve of your makeup.
Teapot: Miss Farris can suck my d*ck.
Megan, alrady being on the floor, literally rofls like a wofl.
Nick is not talking to Teapot. He has not said a word to her in two days. He does this because he is a penis and finds joy in Teapot's misery. This is rather common as Teapot's misery is apparently quite amusing.
Teapot: TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME... (this goes on for about five minutes).
Nick: F*ck off.
Teapot: Thank you!
Emily, Anna and Teapot are on the Hockey pitch at school, and are meant to be playing Rounders (nobody knows why, really).
Anna: Emily... I think I remember you flashing me...
Emily: What? I never did.
Anna: At camping?
Emily: Oh yeah! I was showing you my wierd nipples!
Teapot:...
Emily: Teapot's speechless for the fist time ever!
Teapot:...yeah, don't really know what to say...
This next one is from the Inbetweeners, a show I've started watching on 4OD and have fallen in love with.
Neil: Maybe it's haunted, like in one of those ghost stories, like Harry Potter or the Bible.
I'm sorry I couldn't be all bloggy and interesting and have had to steal things other people said to make a blog post. I am ashamed. I promise I'll do a better one next week. Or not. I can't make any promises, even though I just did.
Peanut butter egg dirt, Little Teapot.
Monday 20 September 2010
Top ten, late, as per usual.
This weeks top ten is about a day late due to chronic laziness and the fact that I am lazy.
1. Top song: It's a Wonderful Life by Hurts
2. Top thing-that-turned-out-cool: My A2 art folder that I coloured over with crayons.
3. Top garment or whatever you want to call it: My hoodie, with the pink and the blue and the green and the black triangles ^w^ Nice and snuggly.
4. Top band: The Script
5. Top website: the Oatmeal
6. Top lyric: "I found it hard, it was hard to find. Oh well, whatever, never mind." -Nirvana, Smells like Teen Spirit.
7. Top quote: "Okay, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get this over with and I can get back to killing you with beer." -Homer Simpson.
8. Top yay: Now that Big Brotheris dead, Scrubs is back on! I LOVE SCRUBS SO MUCH HAPPY SCRUBS YAY.
9. Top TV show: SCRUBS OMG SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBS.
10. Top thing coming up: Hopefully grading at Aikido on Saturday! SQUEE.
1. Top song: It's a Wonderful Life by Hurts
2. Top thing-that-turned-out-cool: My A2 art folder that I coloured over with crayons.
3. Top garment or whatever you want to call it: My hoodie, with the pink and the blue and the green and the black triangles ^w^ Nice and snuggly.
4. Top band: The Script
5. Top website: the Oatmeal
6. Top lyric: "I found it hard, it was hard to find. Oh well, whatever, never mind." -Nirvana, Smells like Teen Spirit.
7. Top quote: "Okay, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get this over with and I can get back to killing you with beer." -Homer Simpson.
8. Top yay: Now that Big Brotheris dead, Scrubs is back on! I LOVE SCRUBS SO MUCH HAPPY SCRUBS YAY.
9. Top TV show: SCRUBS OMG SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBS.
10. Top thing coming up: Hopefully grading at Aikido on Saturday! SQUEE.
Sunday 12 September 2010
Back to school: what a fail.
Hey guys. Sorry this one’s a bit late. I couldn’t find my Graphics Tablet, so I couldn’t illustrate it. Now, with pictures, my first week of Year 10.
Monday was the first day back at school, and I soon realised why I should have made the most of the holidays. As you may or may not know, I dyed my hair pink a few days ago. The teachers did not like this. I got told so many times on Monday that it needed to be fixed.
My mother decided she was going in to see my new headmistress. First, this woman changed the timetable. Now it’s a two weeks timetable, and when I discovered this, I exploded with anger. Boom. And she’s put in stupid rules. We can't wear coloured socks anymore, or EVERYONE WILL DIE. That lady's a sock racist. Hairclips? No. They are evil. They will jump off your head and eat people’s faces. We were all annoyed by Miss Posh-Double-Barrelled-Name by her first day. That's gotta be a world record for the worst first day ever. And my hair? I’ve been told it’s ‘obtrusive’. I mean, seriously, WHAT?
So on Wednesday, my class teacher, Miss Farris, was like “GO SEE MEGALOMANIAC LADY NOW” and I’m all “I DUN WANNA” and she’s all “NO YOU GO NOW”. So I went, and Megalomaniac sock-racist lady was like “STAY HERE FOREVER HAHA EVILNESS” so I had to spend the whole day with this IT teacher at school. His name’s Mister Ramsden (his first name is not Gordon, it’s Graham, which is close enough) and he looks like a mole man. He was all “I CAN HAS CLASSES YOU SIT HERE TO PLAY EDUCATIONAL GAMES SMILEY FACE” and I was all “HOKAY. GOOGLE. G. A. M. E. S.”
Then ol’ moley Ramsden asked his first class a riddle. “HEY GAIZ I HAS RIDDLE LOLOL. IF THERE ARE TWO DUCKS BEHIND A DUCK AND TWO DUCKS IN FRONT OF A DUCK, HAO MANY DUCKS ARE THERE!? DUCKS RULE!!” and everyone was like “DURR I DUNNO” and I heard Mister Ramsden say “SIX. OHMIGOSH” and so at the end of the next lesson, he was all “DUCKS” and I was all “THREE” and then the boy who sat in front of me, Connor, was all “SIR IT IS THREE. I AM SMART” and sir was like “OHYAH”. I felt good about that.
Then I went home, and mum told me that I had to have my hair gay the next day, so I was all “Ugh fine” and then she made it so you couldn’t see the pink, but it looked like a had a penis sticking out of my head. I was mortified.
We had so much homework in this first week. I did not like it,
Little Teapot.
P.S. I’m also quite chuffed that people at school and Aikido and random places where I don't even know people have started calling me and referring to me as “Teapot”. It makes me happy.
Monday was the first day back at school, and I soon realised why I should have made the most of the holidays. As you may or may not know, I dyed my hair pink a few days ago. The teachers did not like this. I got told so many times on Monday that it needed to be fixed.
My mother decided she was going in to see my new headmistress. First, this woman changed the timetable. Now it’s a two weeks timetable, and when I discovered this, I exploded with anger. Boom. And she’s put in stupid rules. We can't wear coloured socks anymore, or EVERYONE WILL DIE. That lady's a sock racist. Hairclips? No. They are evil. They will jump off your head and eat people’s faces. We were all annoyed by Miss Posh-Double-Barrelled-Name by her first day. That's gotta be a world record for the worst first day ever. And my hair? I’ve been told it’s ‘obtrusive’. I mean, seriously, WHAT?
So on Wednesday, my class teacher, Miss Farris, was like “GO SEE MEGALOMANIAC LADY NOW” and I’m all “I DUN WANNA” and she’s all “NO YOU GO NOW”. So I went, and Megalomaniac sock-racist lady was like “STAY HERE FOREVER HAHA EVILNESS” so I had to spend the whole day with this IT teacher at school. His name’s Mister Ramsden (his first name is not Gordon, it’s Graham, which is close enough) and he looks like a mole man. He was all “I CAN HAS CLASSES YOU SIT HERE TO PLAY EDUCATIONAL GAMES SMILEY FACE” and I was all “HOKAY. GOOGLE. G. A. M. E. S.”
Then ol’ moley Ramsden asked his first class a riddle. “HEY GAIZ I HAS RIDDLE LOLOL. IF THERE ARE TWO DUCKS BEHIND A DUCK AND TWO DUCKS IN FRONT OF A DUCK, HAO MANY DUCKS ARE THERE!? DUCKS RULE!!” and everyone was like “DURR I DUNNO” and I heard Mister Ramsden say “SIX. OHMIGOSH” and so at the end of the next lesson, he was all “DUCKS” and I was all “THREE” and then the boy who sat in front of me, Connor, was all “SIR IT IS THREE. I AM SMART” and sir was like “OHYAH”. I felt good about that.
Then I went home, and mum told me that I had to have my hair gay the next day, so I was all “Ugh fine” and then she made it so you couldn’t see the pink, but it looked like a had a penis sticking out of my head. I was mortified.
We had so much homework in this first week. I did not like it,
Little Teapot.
P.S. I’m also quite chuffed that people at school and Aikido and random places where I don't even know people have started calling me and referring to me as “Teapot”. It makes me happy.
Top Ten!
AHMAHGAHD. It’s the Top Ten again!
1.Top band: Slipknot
2.Top song: Snuff-Slipknot
3.Top film: Talladega Nights
4.Top thing I’ve heard from someone at school: “This is why I hate whites.”
5.Top food: Domino’s Pizza
6.Top game: Ratchet and Clank; A Quest For Booty (PS3)
7.Top TV show: Jackass
8.Top Famous person: Hugh Laurie (Celebrity is too much of a n00by term, and Hugh Laurie is too awesome for that).
9.Top colour: Pink, blates.
10.Top thing: Rainbow socks (for the rebellion and whatnot)
Top thing that was accidentally funny: Minty Whatnot. Yeah. That deserved to be on it’s own.
1.Top band: Slipknot
2.Top song: Snuff-Slipknot
3.Top film: Talladega Nights
4.Top thing I’ve heard from someone at school: “This is why I hate whites.”
5.Top food: Domino’s Pizza
6.Top game: Ratchet and Clank; A Quest For Booty (PS3)
7.Top TV show: Jackass
8.Top Famous person: Hugh Laurie (Celebrity is too much of a n00by term, and Hugh Laurie is too awesome for that).
9.Top colour: Pink, blates.
10.Top thing: Rainbow socks (for the rebellion and whatnot)
Top thing that was accidentally funny: Minty Whatnot. Yeah. That deserved to be on it’s own.
Sunday 5 September 2010
Top ten
1. Top song: "Beautiful" by Eminem
2. Top TV show: "CSI Crime Scene Investigation"
3. Top blog/website: YouMakeMeTouchYourHandForStupidReasons (A dramatic reading of a real break-up letter from a real person.)
4. Top quote: "I want to die like in my sleep, like my grandad, not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -Jack Handey
5. Top band: Rammstein
6. Top toy: String puppets
7. Top film: Harry Potter (any)
8. Top game: Ratchet and Clank: Quest for Booty (PS3)
9. Top word: Guava
10. Top thing: Glowy star things that you stick on your bedroom ceiling and turn the lights out and they're still there and you're like "WOAH".
2. Top TV show: "CSI Crime Scene Investigation"
3. Top blog/website: YouMakeMeTouchYourHandForStupidReasons (A dramatic reading of a real break-up letter from a real person.)
4. Top quote: "I want to die like in my sleep, like my grandad, not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -Jack Handey
5. Top band: Rammstein
6. Top toy: String puppets
7. Top film: Harry Potter (any)
8. Top game: Ratchet and Clank: Quest for Booty (PS3)
9. Top word: Guava
10. Top thing: Glowy star things that you stick on your bedroom ceiling and turn the lights out and they're still there and you're like "WOAH".
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